Have you noticed that things got weird a few years ago?

That the world makes less and less sense with every year that goes by?

Why did protesters in England where the police are not armed?

Shout hands up, don't shoot at cops who don't carry guns.

Isn't it strange that within the blink of an eye,

politicians suddenly became unable to explain what a woman is?

A woman can have a penis.

I'm not.

I don't think we can conduct this debate with, you know...

Sorry, I've offended you in something, no, no, it's just...

How is it that societies whose stated goal was a world in which all men are created equal,

became obsessed with dividing themselves along racial lines?

Why do multinational corporations stick... with dividing themselves along racial lines.

Why do multinational corporations stick rainbow flags everywhere,

except in Saudi Arabia, obviously?

Do you remember, when everyone lost their shit because Donald Trump said,

we simply cannot allow people to pour into the United States

undetected, undocumented, unchecked and circumventing the line of people who are

waiting patiently, diligently and lawfully to become immigrants in this country.

You probably don't because it wasn't President Trump that said it.

It was President Obama.

And no one lost their shit because up until three minutes ago everyone left and right

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