You're listening to Comedy Central.

Pfft.

You never notice how you hate everyone who disagrees with you.

If you said yes, then you're not alone.

And if you said no, then f*** you.

But you're not the only one who feels this way.

After 244 years together as a nation, we seem to be growing apart.

Americans are fiercely split not only about policy, but on the basic decency of the other

side.

And shares in each party now describe those in the other party as more close-minded, dishonest,

immoral, and unintelligent.

According to an NBC poll, 62% of college Democrats say they would not dorm with a Republican.

80% of Americans now have few or no friends across the aisle.

In a poll before the last election, 15% of Republicans and 20% of Democrats agreed that

the country would be better off if large numbers of the opposing party just died.

We'd be better off if the other side just died?

What?

That's crazy.

Please think about it.

The entire country would be haunted by the ghosts of your enemies.

Who by the way, can and will watch you masturbate.

Why can't you share a dorm room with someone you disagree with politically?

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