Gearheads.

It has been a long time and the Army Major misses you all.

But I'm over here trying to save the country.

But I was asked by the demon to take a break from curb stomping GOP baby nerds around the

parking lot and introduce the show once we are past this whole world ending election stuff.

I sure hope you guys will have me on the show again to talk about my various stories of

mischief and silliness in the West Virginia hauling.

But enough about me, it's that time gear heads.

Put away the children and sharp objects because the men are here.

Ladies and gentlemen, your host, a man who overcame Lauren Compton's breasts the way Beethoven overcame deafness.

The man, the myth, the 2024 Democratic voter.

Blind Mike here!

Ladies and gentlemen, he may have been absent in presence last week, but he certainly wasn't absent in our hearts.

Please give it up.

For my partner and my best friend, Craig Ironhead Acconi.

It was that bad.

Welcome back, buddy.

Hey, pal.

Great to have you.

And I just want to say, the last time we talked, we had David Collins on, and I got to be honest.

I was trying to impress David, and I gave you a little guff for being late.

I hope you know I was just goofing around.

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