Welcome to the Total Soccer Show.

It's our review of the Champions League's semi-final second legs.

Yes, Bikaiosuka forced Arsenal through to their first final in two decades.

And PSG did enough to book their second straight final thanks to an early banger from Usman Dembele.

Let's get right into it my

name's Ryan Bailey here's Taylor what call hello Taylor how are you I am doing well I think this

week's games were really really good in a certain way but because we didn't have 17 goals in one

of them it feels like a letdown in the end even if both were very captivating from start to finish

good in a non-goly both were very captivating from start to finish.

Good in a non-goly way. Yes. Very good. In a good goaly, non-goal way, yes. Yes, indeed. Let's get into that very shortly right after we said hello to Joe Lowry. Hello, Joe. How are you? I'm great. I'm glad I got to be introduced. You know, it just feel, it feels so special. You Make me feel so special every episode, and I love it. Thank you.

Just by saying your name at the top.

Yeah, it's nice, you know. Wow. You're easy to please. Very, very much so. Glad to hear it. We'll keep that vibe going through the episode and we'll say hello to Graham Rosvin. Hi, Graham. Hello, Ryan, Bailey. I'm also easy to please because while these games didn't have the one billion goals that last week's games had, I still enjoyed them. I think there's a beauty. There's to like a tense, important game, right, that sort of builds over the 90 minutes. And so, you know, 1-0 in both games, maybe not the most obviously dramatic, but I still had a good time. Yeah, definitely so. Let's get into it. Right after we've told you about our Patreon, patreon.com slash total soccer show. Did you know, guys, it's the best way to support us? Did you also know? You get bonus episodes. You get bonus video and access to our Discord server. Some of the cool kids, a majority of cool kids. All the cool kids are hanging out in our Discord server.

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And also, it would be remiss of me not to mention that we are doing it live at this World Cup.

We're going to be in Los Angeles, California, on June 11th for TSS World Cup Live. There's going to be guests, soccer chat, fun stuff. Graham's going to do an interpretive dance. It's all coming. TSS World Cup.com. Yeah, in the last couple promos we've done, I've also teased Joe, hence Joe, as I'm now calling. I'm doing push-ups on stage, So Joe hope that's okay with you. Totally fine. It's on the ticket now, so we can't really go back on that. I just appreciate, Graham, that you're getting in the World Cup spirit early by completely forgetting the Harry Kane goal that was Byron's consolation. Yeah, I realize that one. I've said it. No, but see, it's not a problem. I'm not bringing this up as a critique.

I'm bringing this up to say Graham gets it. Like, Graham is ready for the rivalries that we'll define this summer. England, forget about it. Graham already has. Be like Graham. Yeah, I'm ready to forget any hurricane goals this summer. That won't be a problem. Oh, dear. 1-0-1-1. What's the difference?

It's all just games.

All right, Graham.

That's right.

Yeah, whatever.

We'll all end up in the ground someday.

Who cares, right, Graham. That's right.

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