Hello, Midnight Air listener. It is Wednesday morning when I'm getting this out to you. It has been a crazy couple of days. I'm going to apologize in advance, even though part of me tells me I shouldn't. I should just do my best and hope that you dig it. But I, this might be a little bit on the shorter end, but who knows, by that, I could mean

40 minutes instead of 45. Um, I have to do a whole bunch of family stuff today. I did family

stuff yesterday. Plus had a whole bunch of work stuff. You don't need to hear about everything that's

bogging me down. We all got that stuff going on in our lives. The biggest thing was is that I

traveled on Mondayay so i

wasn't able to record um by the time i got into rochelle that night but this is the midnight air

it is the week of the 23rd that's how i'm going to treat it we're still going to give our stuff

for monday i'm still going to talk to you about some of the stuff

that's going on with me. I've got emails from you guys. And then I've got a great email that was

sent in. It's going to be our big topic that we normally do, our sort of main topic, about the

cow flight, the milk and a cow and a plane that I talked about last week. Well, I've got the story sent in

by one of you, and I really appreciate you sending that in. So I'm going to go through that.

And if you're a premium subscriber to this show, I'm also going to talk about the Sopranos after

the episode. All righty. Hey, let's jump in. First of all, per usual, I got plugs. So many more dates are

going to be announced this year. But as of right now, this Saturday, I'm in Portage, Wisconsin.

That's at the Portage Center for the Arts at 7 o'clock in Portage, Wisconsin on Saturday,

the 28th. Go to Daniel Van Kirk.com. New York City, March 26th, York, Pennsylvania, March 27th,

Allentown, Pennsylvania on the 28th. If you're in and around New York City, come out.

I don't go there very often. I don't think I've headlined since 2024 in New York City.

Usually try to do shows and stuff you know jump on shows and do

quick sets when i'm in town but this is me headlining so many new jokes new material there

won't be anything off of uh thanks diane or rose gold so i hope you come out daniel van kirk

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