"How old are you?"
The Tony Kornheiser Show
This Show Stinks Productions, LLC
4.6 • 10.4K Ratings
🗓️ 3 April 2026
⏱️ 68 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, it's Tony. If you're hearing this, it means that Nigel has flushed the mouse and forgot to have me record something new. |
| 0:05.6 | So who knows who our guests will be today? Maybe Mick Jagger, Sandy Kofax, Dally Lama, long hit her the Lama. |
| 0:12.4 | Probably not, but I guess you'll have to tune in to find out. But first, let's keep the sales weasels happy. |
| 0:20.7 | Previously on the Tony Kornizer show. |
| 0:24.1 | The most important baseball player in history is Babe Ruth. |
| 0:27.5 | The greatest baseball player in history is Babe Ruth. |
| 0:30.4 | Shohei Atani appears to me to be the greatest baseball player in my lifetime already. |
| 0:34.7 | Or am I overstating it? |
| 0:39.0 | No, you're not overstating. In fact, I'd I push back and I think Otani is the greatest baseball player ever the Tony |
| 0:43.8 | Cornizer show is on now all righty then we are stuck in our second day in |
| 0:49.4 | Washington DC of the Marine layer which is damp weather, far colder than it should be. |
| 0:58.7 | Like highs in the 60s that feel in the 40s, but they keep saying it'll be 80. |
| 1:03.4 | It'll be 80 by the end of the day, so we'll see if it's 80. |
| 1:07.2 | Greg Garcia is with us. |
| 1:09.5 | He played the, is it the Capitol Center? What do they call it now? The Capital One Arena? Capital One Arena. It's had 12 names. It's had... Yeah, it's had 12 names, and they're always connected with either banks or telephone companies. Yeah, the phone box. You know, and we will talk about that later, but we need to talk about other things first. |
| 1:27.6 | And in fact, talk about things that are, that have nothing actually to do with Greg. |
| 1:33.9 | So I'm curious about Greg's reaction to this. |
| 1:36.5 | I mean, I'll just start with that basketball game last night. |
| 1:39.7 | You live in Los Angeles, so I assume the Lakers are part of your daily life. I mean, you can't avoid them. |
| 1:46.1 | They went to Oklahoma City last night, and they lost by over 40 points. And you could say, |
| 1:51.4 | well, Luca Donchich heard his hamstring. That was in the third quarter. They were down by 30 when that |
| 1:55.7 | happened. This to me was not a referendum, but this was a chance for people who support Luca Donge's |
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