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Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

How Often Should I Wash My Jeans, Tho????!! feat. Sudi Green

Adulting with Michelle Buteau and Jordan Carlos

Exactly Right and iHeartPodcasts

Kids & Family, Comedy

4.83.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 October 2022

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

This week, Jordan and Michelle welcome writer/producer/human, Sudi Orestia Credenza Cobalt Onomatopoeia Green (not her real name - just Sudi Green - but what if it was, y'all???). Michelle explains the joy of an appropriately-sized bath towel, Jordan learns about the bond between women with them curly bangs, and Sudi dishes about surviving six seasons writing for SNL, “husband trapping” jeans, and the glory of post-pandemic bras.

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is exactly right

0:03.0

I'm trying out a new bra without a wire

0:08.6

And I have to say

0:09.7

Like it is very comfortable

0:11.4

It's sort of like exercise bra

0:13.4

It means wire bra

0:14.5

But like damn

0:16.3

He's like having a bra without a wire

0:18.1

Especially like in an airport

0:19.4

That shit always goes off Right And they're always like,

0:22.3

what are you smuggling under there? I'm like, hope.

0:25.0

Hope, okay? Hope and good vibes and intention.

0:28.6

Okay? The patriarchy, bitch. What the

0:30.5

fuck do you think I'm smote? Okay. Anyways,

0:32.6

you know what? Nobody wants to hear about my titty problems.

0:34.9

And that's fine.

0:46.3

Okay. else to hear about my titty problems. And that's fine. What's up, everybody, and welcome to adulting.

0:48.6

I am Michelle Butto with my friend Jordan Carlos.

0:51.3

Okay.

0:52.2

Okay.

0:57.7

Michelle, I'm just so glad we're doing this once again remotely,

1:03.1

as it were, but that's okay. I miss you. I miss being in the same room with you. You had a party.

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