Okay, you're going to read the questions today, Ash? Yeah, I can see them now because

Dalin turned, I almost said turned up the volume.

Dalin magnified them to Old Pearson. To Old Person levels on our computer screen so that Ashley can see the letters.

I'm blind, I'm old.

I'm turning 30.

Let's just have a turning 30 party and go get your eyes examined.

I just wore glasses my whole life and I have really enjoyed my life without them.

You wore glasses growing up?

Why don't you wear them now?

Because my eyes got better.

That's the point of glasses.

To make your eyes better?

For me, I had a lazy eye.

Oh, so that's...

Or a drifter. It wasn't super lazy, it just wasn't super strong.

So it wasn't for vision, it was for drifting. No it was like the

I didn't like to work it was lazy like me. Lazy Ashley lived in my left eyeball and I wore glasses to make my right eyes stop working.

Like a horcrucks. Like the glasses impeded my right eye and made my left eye work harder.

Interesting. And tried to make it stronger, but now they're both dying.

Like Voldemort.

Okay, well, let's go get you some glasses and welcome to taking sides you guys.

And you just had a little history lesson about Ashley's eyeballs.

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