This is exactly right. If I ever do have time to watch porn, I'm always going to look at a woman that looks like my goal wakes. I'm like, that's what it'll look like. Too much? Hey. Too much or not enough? It brings this closer.

What's up, everybody? Welcome to Adolting.

I'm your host, Michelle Buto, joined by my co-host. Jordan Carlos.

Now you know, no. Oh, I'm excited. I'm excited. I've been trying to work out, friend. Yeah?

Yeah, because I'm writing a show and every time I write a sex scene, I'm like, let's add some cardio to the mix of the street.

Wear them teeth whitening strips. Like, you know. Yeah, get the teeth right now. Wear them teeth, whitening strips.

Like, you know.

Yeah, get the teeth right now.

Get the body right.

Get the teeth right.

What are you doing?

Yeah, I'm doing some overall bullshit,

and then also the peloton,

and then, like, long dog walks,

and then also just trying to get that upper body strength going.

Yeah.

I just got a jump rope. And with these kids, that is a tall... Those are your words. All right. So are you double-dutching it or what you're doing? Because that can get you in shape. You double-dutch. Double-dutching it. No, I'm already married to a Dutch guy. I'll single-dutch that shit. I'm good on that vanilla ice cream. you and your wife work out a lot. Are you still just like with the yoga? Are you like high intensity yoga? Yeah, yoga and then Pilates. Pilates are my friend right now. So Pilates are fun and they're easy, peasy Japanese once you get into it it's like you have to make sure

that you do

it every

single day

and then it

won't hurt

...