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Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

How (Not) to Hill the World: A RHOSLC Finale Deep Dive

Andy's Girls: A Real Housewives Podcast

Sarah Galli

Tv & Film

4.4 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 18 January 2025

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Sarah takes an Uber Pool with Moses to schlep back the 10 Commandments in time for the Salt Lake City finale. She reads one of the biggies, "thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor," and texts it to Whitney in case she decides to move, "thou shalt not murder" to Angie in advance of that "banana peel" example, "you shall not make false idols" to Brittani about herself, and saves the rest for the reunion. After watching the literally impeccable finale, she realizes the holiest scroll is Heather's monologue and the cast texts, and sits in an array of yoga positions while mentioning it all: the on-and-off-camera dynamics that led to that final 'game,' Heather's impeccable skill at setting and continuing drama, Angie K and Mary's connection over fears of abandonment and trust, Whitney's wild choice to seek the truth in an untrustworthy former colleague, the death knell sent Bronwyn's way, and the difficulty in utilizing an analogy about a cast member's family. This episode is the holiest of scrolls, so don't keep scrolling before watching 5 times - it's Andy's Girls, Episode 631!

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Highlighted Organizations Supporting Civilians in Israel and Gaza:

Women Wage Peace: Women Wage Peace is the largest grassroots peace movement in Israel whose purpose is to promote a political agreement, involving women in the process. Today the movement has more than 44,000 members. https://www.womenwagepeace.org.il/en/

NewGround: a Muslim-Jewish Partnership for Change: NewGround envisions an America where Muslims and Jews and others, both secular and religious, model lasting partnerships and engagement in authentic communication and mutual cooperation. The organization empowers Muslims, Jews and allies to bridge divisions and leverage shared values to strengthen our communities and our fragile democracy. https://mjnewground.org/

Standing Together: Standing Together  is a progressive grassroots movement mobilizing Jewish and Palestinian citizens of Israel against the occupation and for peace, equality, and social justice. We know that the majority have far more in common than that which sets us apart and only a tiny minority benefits from the status quo. The future that we want — peace and independence for Israelis and Palestinians, full equality for everyone in this land, and true social, economic, and environmental justice — is possible. To achieve this future, we must stand together as a united front: Jewish and Palestinian, secular and religious, Mizrahi and Ashkenazi, rural and urban, and people of all genders and sexual orientations. As the largest Jewish-Arab grassroots movement in Israel, we are committed to creating an alternative to our existing reality and building the political strength to make this transformation possible. https://www.standing-together.org/en

Solutions Not Sides: Solutions Not Sides has been teaching skills of empathy, active listening, communication, critical thinking and conflict resolution through exploration of the Palestinian-Israeli conflict since 2010. Our programme is based on three key values: non-violence, equality for all, and the rejection of hatred.https://solutionsnotsides.co.uk/

Israel Trauma Coalition: The Israel Trauma Coalition provides a holistic-collaborative approach that includes knowledge, tools and resources for optimal emergency preparedness, professional support, focused on the rapid recovery of the individual, community and strengthening national resilience. https://israeltraumacoalition.org/en/

Palestine Children's Relief Fund (PCRF): PCRF is the primary humanitarian organization in Palestine, delivering crucial and life-saving medical relief and humanitarian aid where it is needed most. Access to essential resources like food, clean water, and healthcare is severely limited. Urgent action is needed. With your support, we can continue this vital work, ensuring that the over one million children of Gaza receive the urgent care they need and deserve. https://www.pcrf.net/

Read "Jews Don't Count" by David Baddiel: https://www.amazon.com/Jews-Dont-Count-David-Baddiel/dp/000853019X/ref=sr_1_1?crid=318585KUJHCEG&keywords=jews+don%27t+count&qid=1697147929&sprefix=jews+dont+count%2Caps%2C105&sr=8-1

Read "A Left That Refuses to Condemn Mass Murder is Doomed" by Eric Levitz/New York Magazine: https://nymag.com/intelligencer/2023/10/a-left-that-refuses-to-condemn-mass-murder-is-doomed.html



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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm

0:02.0

Bhopal And the Lord said to Heather Gay, come up to me on the mountain and wait there, that I may give you

0:42.1

the tablets and text messages of stone with the law and the commandment, which I have written for

0:51.2

their instruction. That is Exodus 516. And you guys, it's Andy Scrolls.

1:02.6

It's Exodus 630 something or whatever. And I have now seen the Salt Lake City finale, oh gosh, I think only two times, which is shocking.

1:18.9

But much like whomever schlepped the Ten Commandments and whatever, I have also done a little bit of a light transcribe. It is something,

1:31.0

the only time I can really remember putting in this kind of effort was I've done some AG

1:38.2

theater on past apps, couldn't name a single one. And, um, go me.

1:51.6

And also, obviously, she fucked half of New York, which is saved in multiple notes in my phone. So all I have to do is type, which, who needs an excuse, but fucked half of New York.

1:57.6

And it'll pop up not once, but a a couple times but I watched the Salt Lake City finale

2:04.2

and I said some of this needs to be written down because I also think word is bond word is God

2:12.5

word is whatever and it's important to know I'm sure I've like fucked up a couple of the words, so go me.

2:19.3

But once again, but I'm sure that while I may have missed some of it, I think it's important

2:26.0

to really lean into what was said because this felt like a masterclass.

2:37.9

It's so hard for me. Like apologies to Beverly Hills and Potomac.

2:51.9

It's so hard for me to talk about Salt Lake City and not mention New York because I just want to, like, yell, which I have done before and we'll do on some upcoming Andes girls that I recorded this week. It's hard not to just kind of shake the idea of Rojasives of New York, New York, and yell at it

3:00.7

and say, you might not be able to be the other girl, but you could still be something if only you cared. And it's not to take anything

3:11.6

away from Salt Lake City. It's just to say, I wish that Salt Lake City could be a little bit of a

3:18.3

wake-up call of like maybe not everyone can or should rise to the unparalleled excellence of Salt Lake City

3:28.9

where everybody's just leaning the fuck in the cast production, Britney's terrible hair. Everything

3:37.8

is happening as as it should happen, as it should be. And I just wish for some of the

3:47.3

FACCAQa franchises that we could watch Salt Lake City. It could be like required viewing to say,

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