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Don't Blame Me!

How Not to Friend Zone Yourself

Don't Blame Me!

Sister Sign Productions

Comedy, Society & Culture, Relationships

4.73.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2023

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Fill out our survey! https://www.dontblameme.show/survey This week Meghan and Melisa give advice on: Uncomfortable with partner drinking Inexperienced dating Telling your boss that you're going to grad school Don't Blame Them Yeast Infections Asking Boyfriend if He Would Sleep With my Friends Buy our merch: https://store.dftba.com/collections/don-t-blame-me Follow Us! @meghanrienks www.instagram.com/meghanrienks https://twitter.com/meghanrienks @sheisnotmelissa www.instagram.com/sheisnotmelissa https://twitter.com/sheisnotmelissa @by.meghan.and.melisa https://www.instagram.com/meghanandmelisa Affordable Therapy By State (Curated by Crissy Milazzo): www.tinyurl.com/y64kwdnf Need Advice? www.dontblameme.show Domestic Listeners Call: (310) 694-0976 Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody party party party party. Welcome to another episode of Don't blame me. Hi Melissa. Hello Megan. Hi. Assult just hurt from the ad that played for this. Which I believe was our voices.

0:29.4

I'm going to be pleased to be a please take the survey that we were just talking about the link is in the show notes.

0:39.4

I'm going to tell you right now. I I don't deserve it. I didn't submit it, but I just like wanted to answer the phone questions about me because I love.

0:46.4

I love like a little quiz. I love talking about myself. I love the attention and I'm telling you right now if you're if you're someone who loves a little quiz like that.

0:55.4

I love to feel special and important. This is going to this is going to scratch that it's for you. Yeah, I had to Q see it. So I took it.

1:03.4

And there was a mistake. So went back and fixed it.

1:09.4

Good. That good at your job.

1:11.4

I'm crushing it killing it amazing. So we appreciate everyone who has also already done it. Thank you.

1:16.4

Thank you so much. All right. So welcome to a brand new episode of Don't Blame Me. A show where y'all call in and then we give you advice.

1:30.4

Is it wonderful advice? Yeah. Is it amazing? Of course, is it is it life changing potentially? But is it something that you could hold against us in a court of law?

1:41.4

Absolutely not. Don't worry about the diligence. We planned. Don't blame us. You can blame yourself or pick. Pick someone else to blame.

1:52.4

There's so many go for it. Yeah. Ron DeSantis. Go for it. Good. Good ones. Good ones. Those are like ones that I feel like solid constantly will always be at fault for something.

2:09.4

Or for Christmas right now.

2:12.4

Yeah.

2:17.4

Because honestly, something that might you might have an issue with might be actually his fault.

2:25.4

No legitimately like the personal attack. Yeah.

2:30.4

So much time on their hands. And so much chaos and destruction to to commit. Yeah. Just evil.

2:38.4

It feels like it's being directed by Michael Bay. Yeah. And I don't even like Michael Bay. But I don't think he would be that evil.

2:44.4

No, but like Michael Bay is like unnecessarily stressful and loud. And like in like the sense of like there's just like Michael too much going on sensory overload. Like can we dial it back? And it's like no.

2:54.4

Did you ever see that Victoria's secret commercial that Michael Bay shot?

3:00.4

No, but there's one that is immediately popping into my head going probably that one.

3:05.4

When they're like jumping out of planes and they're exploding and stuff. Yes, that is saying Michael Bay production Melissa. That is so funny because I forgot that even existed until you said it. And who else could have directed that exactly.

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