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petjavity.co.uk for full details. This is Passimus Archive, a history show about why people

resist new things. I'm Jason Pfeiffer. We tend to think that the internet brought us animal humor.

Iken has cheeseburger, grumpy cat, a billion cat memes, and Twitter videos of dogs being

good boys, but you know what? We invented nothing. Long before the internet, old newspapers were a

gold mine of weird animal stuff. And before that, maybe some long-lost cuneiform tablet told the tale of grumpy goat.

Give us a means to communicate, and this is what we do.

Take, for instance, the early 1900s.

So much good stuff!

Headline in the St. Louis Post Dispatch, 1909.

Girl bitten trying to make peace between dog and cat!

That same year, the Valley Times Star of Newville, Pennsylvania, had this headline, Eats Dog Meat and likes it. And it's not about a guy who ate food made for dogs. It's, well, you know. Anyway, here's my favorite. It's actually, you know what? I'm going to declare it right now. This is not just the best animal story. It's also the best thing to ever appear on the front page of the New York Times, period. And yeah, yeah,

the front page of the Times has recorded every major global event since 1851. But stick with me

here because this isn't just an animal story. It is an allegory for the human condition.

So, February 2nd, 1908, the headline is this.

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