HOW MY MOM BARELY SURVIVED 9/11 | Jeff FM | Ep 16

JEFF FM

Jeff Wittek

Comedy, Education, Society & Culture, Self-improvement

4.8 • 1.6K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2021

⏱️ 59 minutes

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0:00.0	He used to be out on the corner. He was dealing in drugs.
0:03.8	God himself a barbership, gave him some cuts.
0:06.9	He casted his life to talk about it.
0:09.6	It's my life, Monster.
0:10.8	I know.
0:12.8	Beautiful.
0:15.2	Pretty cool, huh?
0:17.2	Yep.
0:18.2	Guys, my parents are in town. They just drove out in an RV.
0:21.2	They came out from Staten Island.
0:23.2	They did a 3,000 mile drive.
0:25.2	First thing my dad said when he walked in this place,
0:27.2	he saw Nerf take a piss.
0:28.2	And he said, I think it's time to take him to the vet and put him down.
0:31.4	And what did I say to you?
0:32.4	What did he say?
0:33.4	I said, I think it's time we take you to the vet and put you down.
0:35.4	Well, if I start peeing on a floor like that, you got my mission.
0:39.4	You have a couple more of those beers.
0:41.4	I think, you know, I think I've seen you piss in public before a few times.
0:45.4	And did you get a urinating in public ticket at the beach?
0:47.4	No, I did not.
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