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Meandes.

Square space.

Hey, look at you.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

No, I got this side. Don't worry about it. You're holding it up. I'm Gus. I'm Ashley. I'm Ryan. I don't have a sponsor. You guys got sponsors. Yeah, try harder. You'll get there. Someday. Yeah. I'll do my best. I will learn. I will get strong. And then I will graduate to a blue chair. I've been lobbying for a Diet Coke sponsorship forever, but... Put some black tape on that. I think that, yeah, they probably figured out that they don't have to sponsor men. Do we still have those, uh... I wonder we have those patch coosies anywhere that someone sent us. Are they in here? Oh, yeah, probably. We can't open that because of the mic's in the way. What if I just, like, crack it open? That's a sort of a different set. Also, we have a bag of dicks. Also, yes, we do have a bag of dicks.

I feel... mics in the way. Yeah. What if I just like crack it open? Now was a sort of different set. Also,

we have a bag of dicks. Also, yes, we do have a bag of dicks. I feel a little bit bad about that. You feel bad about the bag of dicks? I feel bad about the bag of dicks and I'll tell you why. It's because that bag of dicks belongs to somebody and I thought it was hilarious and so I borrowed it for the set. This was months ago.

I don't know who owns the bag of dicks.

I'm going to guess Barbara.

And I'm never ever giving it back.

Did Barbara have a lot to say about bags of dicks?

I just like that you can...

She likes drawing them.

She likes to...

Well, she likes to draw decks.

Would you hold my coffee from a moment?

Let me get the other dick out here.

No table can do a job like a man can do this job. Well, I don't want to make the sound with the mics and everything. Oh, you can extract the dicks? There's another dick. Oh, okay. There's two dicks. It's otherwise it would just be bag of dick. Are we going to have to like, blur all of this?

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