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Run That Prank

How Much Money Do We Have In The Account Pastor

Run That Prank

iHeartPodcasts

Comedy, Improv

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2020

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

Could Fool #1 be out of line for calling the pastor on his personal line to ask questions about the church's budget or nah?

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:04.6

Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's today's Strawberry Letter, the subject, I left in the middle of the night.

0:13.2

That's the subject.

0:14.1

But right now, Nephew in the building with today's prank phone call.

0:17.3

What you got for is, Neff?

0:18.8

How much money do we have any account?

0:23.5

Pastor?

0:25.1

Watch it now. It came in three sentences. I broke it up. Now, how much money do we have

0:30.9

in the account? Pastor? Pastor, right? Pastor. How much money do we have in the account?

0:37.1

Let's go, Kat. Hello. Hello, I'm trying to reach

0:40.8

Pastor Hayes. This is he. Pastor Hayes, how you doing? This is brother Lani Thompson. How you doing?

0:48.5

I'm good, brother, and how can I help you today? Pastor, I'm actually one of your members at the church, and I want to just commend you that you're doing a good job the way you are displaying safety. Let me say that first and foremost. Okay, cool. Thank you. You know, we just want everybody to be safe and healthy. And your name again? Brother Lonnie Thompson. Okay. And the other Thompson,, and, and Thompson, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,

1:13.2

about to be in the middle of dinner. How can I help you, brother?

1:16.2

Well, here, here's what I wanted to ask you, man. Uh, pals, I want to ask you this. I know you know a lot of people are going through different things and people are, you know,

1:12.0

trying to make sure they keep food and stuff in the house because, you know, time like this,

1:15.9

you know, you kind of want to stay put and, you know, trying to make sure they keep food and stuff in the house because, you know, time like this, you know, you kind of want to stay put.

1:31.4

But you want to make sure you got enough food and water and things like that.

1:34.5

So, but what I want to, my reason for calling you is I wanted to ask you how much money do we have in the account?

1:43.9

Come again. The church account. How much money do we have in the account? Come again?

1:44.9

The church account.

1:46.1

How much money do we have in there?

1:48.4

Brother, brother, what do you say your name was again, brother?

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