How Much Is In The Account, Pastor? - 1.22.26

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🗓️ 22 January 2026

⏱️ 9 minutes

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0:00.0	This is an IHeart podcast.
0:02.6	Guaranteed Human.
0:04.3	The nephew is here with today's prank phone call.
0:07.2	What you got for is Neff?
0:08.7	Well, Shirley, you know, there's a lot going on right now with pastors and, you know,
0:13.5	Druski came out and did his thing.
0:16.7	You know, they're going through a lot.
0:18.6	So right now is not the time.
0:21.0	You know, this is the time right now to show some sympathy, you know, to be respectful right now.
0:27.9	You know, it's a time for that, to be respectful.
0:30.5	So I thought I would just go in my archive and just go on and ask, how much in the collection plate passed?
0:55.5	How much? What? Too far? Two. None of your business. Yes. How much in the collection plate pastor? That's all the man. That's all the best. Does he owe you that explanation? No. Hey, you know what? I think all churches need to have an open book.
0:57.9	We ought to be able to see what, what, what, what, what the numbers are.
0:58.5	What are we doing?
0:59.8	How is the church looking?
1:01.1	What's wrong with that?
1:03.8	How are you asking the pastor this question?
1:04.9	Say what?
1:11.6	How much in the collection plate? Cat, cat dog, if you would.
1:13.6	Hello?
1:14.6	Hello, I'm trying to reach Pastor Hayes.
1:17.6	This is he.
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