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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran.

The Elvis Duran phone tap.

Usually we take your ideas at Elvis Duran.com and your victims to phone tap.

Sure.

On today's phone tap, Danielle and Froggy, rather than using one of those ideas, just decided to crank call someone.

Yeah. We decided to call a florist, and what you're going to hear is, I've already called the place and I ordered some flowers from my dead grandfather. So the second call that you're going to hear is where it picks up from, and that's Froggy calling back the florist. He's my husband after I made the initial order. So you'll see what happens. Today's phone tap. Let's listen in. Sure, probably how may help you? Yeah, is this? Who's speaking? This is Lauren. Hi, Lauren. It's John. I believe my wife called there a few minutes ago to order some flowers for her grandfather.

Oh, yes.

And silver?

Yes.

I just have a quick question.

How much did she spend on those? Yeah, I'm sorry, sir. I can't actually get that information out over the phone unless you're a person that placed to order. Yeah, okay, whatever. That's great. I'm going to end up paying for them anyway. She's my wife. I just want to know how much she spent.

She's got a tendency to overspend sometimes.

Sure.

I honestly can't tell you or I might lose my job and I kind of wife. I just want to know how much she spent. She's got a tendency to overspend sometimes.

Sure. I honestly can't tell you or I might lose my job and I kind of don't want to do that. Who are you talking to? I'm talking to the florist. I'm trying to find out how much money you spent. I asked you and you wouldn't answer me. What the fuck are you calling them for? I told you. It's none of your business. It's a nice arrangement I'm sending, right?

Yes, ma'am. See?

It's all that matters. I don't care how nice it is. I want to know how much it costs. It's not a lot of money, right? It's not a bargain. You gave me a bargain, right? I did. I did. And is there anything else I can do? You want me to add to the order, take off your order? Yeah, I tell you what you can do. Tell me how much it costs. She's not going to tell you. It's none of your business.

It's my grandfather.

Okay. I will cancel your order. No, you're not canceling the order. It's my order. No, we are canceling the order. No.

Is there a way that you guys can kind of figure out what you want and then let me know?

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