War never changes.

changes.

Oh look shaving, cool! I'm going to see. Hello internet. Welcome to Game Theory and first things first just in case you've been living deep underground in a surprisingly clean, roomy and self-sustaining bomb shelter for the past month and a half,

as part of a series of games announced at this year's E3 conference, which left many a

gamer weeping for joy, Bethesda grew my cold scientific heart three sizes that day,

probably through radiation more than love when it announced

to fallout four isn't only a real game but that it'll be here before the end of

the year now that is how you make an announcement.

Take that vague Kingdom Hearts 3 trailer.

But for one gamer out there, this wasn't just super exciting.

It was the culmination of almost eight years of careful and diligent work.

Sort of.

In case you've never done yourself a favor and played the fallout series before,

the games take place in an alternate universe where among other things World War II never really ended

Everyone is afraid of getting invaded by China and in 2077 a nuclear war takes place which wipes out civilization as we know it.

Humans that haven't mutated into deadly monsters or zombies live in small communities that dot the radioactive

wasteland and instead of printed money people have taken to using discarded old bottle caps for currency.

Knowing this, a little over a month ago, a clever fallout super fan named Seth, who goes by Gator Machetty Jr.

on Imager, so as not to get him confused with Gator Machetty Jr. on Imager, so as not to get him confused with Gator Machetty Senior,

obviously, sent his collection of bottle caps to Bethesda.

A whopping 2,240 caps, aka 11 pounds of bottle toppers, aka the remnants of an entire undergrad

and master's degree worth of parties, all in the hopes of pre-ordering the game using the franchise's own currency.

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