Well, you know what? Now I've been known to go maybe get a couple shots or something.

A, post-C-Hahawks at a bar.

Sure. But you know what, Ted, you do that because you're a seasoned vet.

All right? That's something that happens when, know you start getting up there in age, you start learning a little bit more.

In fact, there's a handful of things that people do as they get into their middle ages.

In fact, there's even telltale signs.

The men's from top 10.

The men's from top 10!

The top 10 ways that tell just how middle-aged you are. Where to begin? How about when you can't get up from a chair

or bed without making some noise.

When you don't bother to even heat up a can of green beans,

you just crack it open and grab a fork.

When you'd rather sleep than be bothered to get jiggly with it.

Or maybe it's when the day after you got your drink on,

you know you can't trust that fart.

Oh, hmm, that one hits home.

Yeah, it's not wrong.

Yeah, that trip to the bathroom after a night of drinking

that you know when you get the get the beerness in there that's yeah

clean.

So does that depend on how late you ate some drunk food? Yeah, mipe for clean. Yeah, so does it-

Depending on how late you ate some drunk food too, that could be one of those nights or

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