Ladies and gentlemen, Elon Musk.

Thank you very much.

It's an honor to be hosting Saturday Night Live.

I mean that. Sometimes after I say something, Saturday Night Live. I mean that.

Sometimes after I say something, I have to say, I mean that.

So people really know that I mean it.

That's because I don't always have a lot of intonational variation, which I'm told makes for great comedy.

I'm actually making history night as the first person with Asperger's to host SM.

At least the first to admit. So all of the first to admit.

So I won't make a lot of eye contact with the cast tonight.

But no worry, I'm pretty good at running human in emulation mode.

I'd first like to share with you my vision for the future.

Okay, well, as you may have seen on her live, your bestie took a major L while driving her helcat,

and it was us for a while, but we have your bestie on a machine,

and we're doing everything we can.

So, Besty's going to be okay, right?

Unfortunately, not right now, bro. You know the vibes.

But I promise, if anything changes, I'll pull up.

Will you stand you?

And I stand you.

Deep Chappelle. I have you. Dean Chappelle.

Thank you. Make some noise for the richest man in the world.

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