How Many Yachts Do You Need?!
Armstrong & Getty On Demand
iHeartPodcasts
4.6 • 3.5K Ratings
🗓️ 17 February 2026
⏱️ 37 minutes
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Summary
Hour 1 of A&G features...
- No point in saving for retirement, Elon Musk, AOC, and turkeys!
- Katie Green's Headlines!
- The horrible shooting in Rhode Island
- Mailbag!
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| 0:00.0 | This is an IHeart podcast. |
| 0:02.3 | Guaranteed Human. |
| 0:14.0 | Broadcasting live from the Abraham Lincoln Radio studio at the George Washington Broadcast Center. |
| 0:20.1 | Jack Armstrong and Joe Getty. |
| 0:22.3 | Armstrong and Getty. And now |
| 0:24.4 | here's Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:35.0 | Live from Studio C. |
| 0:37.8 | See ya, signior. |
| 0:39.5 | I assume a lot of you are suffering from post-presidents' day hangovers like I am myself. |
| 0:45.1 | As every year I drink a shot for each president. |
| 0:48.2 | And man, by the time I got the taft, I was knee-walking drunk. |
| 0:51.6 | I'll tell you that. |
| 0:54.3 | We're alive inside the Armstrong- Getty Communications Compound, and today we're toiling under the title. |
| 1:01.1 | Wait a minute. |
| 1:03.9 | That's weird. |
| 1:05.5 | Sorry. |
| 1:06.9 | Wrong one. |
| 1:09.8 | There it is. |
| 1:11.3 | Marco wins gold medal for diplomacy or spend your savings. |
| 1:15.8 | Elon says it's cool. |
| 1:18.5 | Elon saying no point in saving for retirement. |
| 1:22.0 | Wow. |
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