This is exactly right.

Oh my gosh.

Yes.

Welcome to Adulting, everybody.

I'm a show up each other.

That's Jordan Carlos.

He sounds like he's touching his toes.

He's not.

He's rubbing his eyes.

He's smiling.

He's got dimples.

It's really great.

You're on vacation. You're having fun. How does it feel?

Feels really good. Are you a carry-on or are you checking in? What are you doing?

You know me. Yes. I bring a bag with nothing in it. And I fill it later with Michelle, I brought a bag that got roasted because there was literally nothing in it. I checked in the bag. We all checked in bags because we like options. We're going to the Mediterranean. We're going to be on a boat. We're going to be stopping at islands. I love that you're able to wear the same pair of shorts every day. Yes. We are not. So he basically had like a carry-on bag. I'm like, oh, where's the rest of it? He's like,

this is it. And you packed for like a week or was it 10 days the night before. Yeah. I mean, I am laying out stuff days in advance. I am trying on outfits. I'm figuring out what sandals I could wear for a long period of time. So I'm not that bitch where we're all out doing a four-hour tour being like, my feet hurt, slow down.

And I tell you what, I still fucked myself because on that vacation, we were at a very adorable, quaint, charming coffee shop where there was plants

everywhere. It was giving hipster atrium. Oh, not that. Whoa, that. I'm doing it, Jordan.

I'm going there. And I'm like, we leave the coffee shop and I'm like, ow, did someone pitch my butt? I thought a bee stung me. I'm like, ow, wait a minute. And then it starts to feel personal, just like a bunch of tiny little darts in my butt. And I said, what's going on? I look over, yo bitch, backed up into a cactus.

I remember that.

You had to change out of your entire ensemble.

I had to go back to the hotel to change.

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