How MAGA Christians rate our favorite MOVIES | TMT #136
Too Many Tabs with Pearlmania500
Alex Pearlman
5 • 739 Ratings
🗓️ 13 July 2025
⏱️ 110 minutes
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0:00 - Intro - Christian Nationalist Movie Reviews
0:50 - Superman Is Heir to the Choose Your Own Adventure Fortune
14:44 - Love Island is a Horror Movie
33:24 - The Sacred Christian Movie Measurement System
46:28 - Cars 2 Pope vs. The Lighthouse Monologue
1:07:48 - Godzilla Made Alex Cry
1:23:07 - Mrs. P Loves "The Menu" and It's Woke Christian Review
1:31:46 - Why Lord of the Rings is Christian but Harry Potter is Not
1:39:12 - Christians Sue to Endorse Politicians and Pay No Taxes
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| 0:00.0 | Y'all, it is blockbuster season, and right now a lot of superhero movies are showing up, |
| 0:06.3 | and people are having a lot of discussions on whether or not superheroes are woke, |
| 0:10.4 | and I'm not here to discuss that at all, okay? |
| 0:13.5 | We're not going to do that on this podcast. |
| 0:16.3 | However, we are going to discuss what Christian nationalists think of our favorite movies. |
| 0:23.6 | That's right. |
| 0:24.6 | That's right. |
| 0:25.6 | What do the people who are okay with concentration camps think about the films that Mrs. P. |
| 0:31.6 | and I love because Mrs. P did some deep dive research this week and somehow she ended up on the |
| 0:36.6 | movie guide website that |
| 0:38.3 | lets you know just how godly are your favorite films. |
| 0:47.1 | Remember to smile. |
| 0:49.7 | So you found this website, Mrs. Pig. |
| 0:52.3 | Yes. |
| 0:52.7 | So I was doing some research. |
| 0:53.8 | I had many tabs open. |
| 0:55.7 | Yes. |
| 0:55.9 | It got really weird. |
| 0:57.0 | How many tabs? |
| 0:57.7 | Too many tabs. |
| 0:58.8 | Exactly. |
| 0:59.3 | The name of the show. |
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