The promise that I issue to you is that by one o'clock today, you will know more than you do now.

LBC 97.3 Mystery Hour with James O'Brien.

Three minutes after 12, you're listening to LBC 97.3. And mystery hour is underway.

The weekly opportunity to get an answer to the question that has you puzzled in the darkest, longest way.

0845-60-60973 is the number to call.

I've got, you know, if I sound a little bit distracted, I actually need to wash my hands.

I've got bio ink all over my hand.

So I don't know how we're going to get to the quarter past travel without me putting dirty blue fingerprints all over my face.

There could be a mystery to start us off with.

How do you get biro off your face if you find yourself unexpectedly covered in it?

But that is not what we will confine ourselves to. The way this works is the radio

equivalent of one of those newspaper columns where readers write in with a question and

hope that another reader, weeks, days, months later, will provide an answer. Some weeks we go

about 100% on this. One thing we do guarantee is that you will learn something you didn't previously know.

What we can't do, sadly, is guarantee that you'll be pleased with the knowledge, that you'll be glad of the knowledge,

that the thing you know by 1 o'clock that you do not know now will be knowledge that you're actually grateful for

or indeed able to put to use in any way, shape or form in the future.

So you've got the number. You know the, you know the M.O. You know how it works. And it's up to you

now, really. Just give us a call. Get your question on the board. 0845-6060973 is the number to call.

If you want to get involved, if you don't get through

immediately, don't worry. Judicious use of redart is always the answer. And if you're listening

to us on the podcast, let me remind you that this is no longer live for you. The number of

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