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🗓️ 9 October 2025
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| 0:00.0 | Episode 368. |
| 0:05.4 | 368 is the area code serving Alberta, Canada. |
| 0:07.7 | In 1968, doctors performed the first heart transplant surgery in the U.S. |
| 0:13.7 | True story. |
| 0:14.4 | My partner recently had surgery, and ever since this had absolutely no interest in sex. |
| 0:20.7 | The surgery? Cataracts. |
| 0:25.8 | Go! Go! Go! |
| 0:31.5 | Welcome to the 368th episode of the Prop G-Pod. |
| 0:38.7 | Speaking of cataracts, I'm going to put on my glasses. |
| 0:40.8 | I've always had outstanding vision in one of the many ways I'm resisting aging other than |
| 0:46.5 | any D treatments, vitamin A, vitamin D, testosterone, a lower facelift, halo surgeries, |
| 0:53.2 | Botox fillers, a pico laser, and fractal laser. Other than that, it's all |
| 0:58.2 | genetics, folks. You know what? It's not easy being a four. It's not easy. Do you think it's easy |
| 1:02.7 | being mediocre looking? I think it's super easy to be fucking ugly. Like, I could be ugly so easily. I |
| 1:08.6 | just lean into the ugly. I'm ready. And then when I was younger, |
| 1:12.1 | it was super easy to be good looking, see above younger. It's being mediocre looking that's difficult |
| 1:16.7 | because you're trying to like stay out of the ugly, but you don't have the blessings of being good |
| 1:21.0 | looking. It's very difficult for us mediocre looking people. Anyways, I am wearing glasses for the first time, and I have amazing vision. My father used to |
| 1:31.5 | take me golfing with him, not to play golf with him, because that would cost $12 at North Ranch Country Club |
| 1:37.1 | just outside of Westlake, where I would visit him every other weekend, but I would walk around |
| 1:42.3 | the course with him and was happy to do it because my dad was scarce. |
| 1:45.4 | He was like a luxury brand, so I wanted to hang out with him. |
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