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forward slash letters. Five rapid arrival of Tory policies. I mean there's about one every half an hour at the moment

as if they've suddenly woken up out of birth, lived, um, coma.

I am absolutely accepting that at times I behaved poorly.

Three.

Already the unions are pushing labour to go further than the

leadership wants to when it comes to workers' rights.

This very large painting of the king looks like Charles has been in an explosion in a summer pudding factory. Welcome once again to Planet Normal, the Telegraph Podcast with Alice in Pearson.

Hello! And me Liam Halligan. The UK's been basking in Sunshine Co-Pilot,

some parts at least, which of course because we're British,

means that our daily weather griping, one activity in which we truly are world-class has

instantly switched from, will the summer ever arrive, God, it's so hot, I can hardly breathe?

Talking of the weather, Rishi Sunak continues with his frantic political rain dance,

wheeling out a series of policies and statements designed to

appeal to center-right voters ahead of the upcoming general election. The very same

voters he and previous Tory governments have spent recent years alienating as taxes

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