How JP Morgan Got SCAMMED

The Trillionaire Mindset

TMG Studios

Comedy, Investing, Business, News, Politics

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🗓️ 20 January 2023

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Become an exclusive member to get ad-free and bonus episodes at https://bit.ly/tmgstudiosTV_trill69_audio This week the guys go over the ultimate scam on JP Morgan Chase. Will Javice get away with it? Did she ever think she could? Plus eggs are eggspensive, Ben calls his “extremely resilient consumer” mom, and we get news LIVE from Scotland…errr Ireland. Oh, and keep an eye out for Ben’s lost Volvo. Sign up for a one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/trill Get 15% off your first set of sheets when you use promo code TRILL at https://bollandbranch.com Check out our channel page on Apple Podcasts, go to: https://apple.co/trillionaire SUBSCRIBE to Trillionaire Mindset at https://www.youtube.com/trillionairemindset Want to subscribe to our newsletter? http://bit.ly/3W0J1NT Trillionaire Highlights Channel: https://www.youtube.com/TrillionaireMindsetHighlights Trillionaire IG: https://www.instagram.com/trillionairepod Trillionaire Twitter: https://twitter.com/trillionairepod TMG Studios YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/tinymeatgang BEN https://www.instagram.com/bencahn/ https://twitter.com/Buncahn EMIL https://www.instagram.com/emilderosa/ https://twitter.com/emilderosa *DISCLOSURE: THE OPINIONS EXPRESSED IN THIS VIDEO ARE SOLELY THOSE OF THE PARTICIPANTS INVOLVED. THESE OPINIONS DO NOT REFLECT THE OPINIONS OF ANYONE ELSE. THIS IS NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE. THE VIEWER OF THE VIDEO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSIDERING ANY INFORMATION CAREFULLY AND MAKING THEIR OWN DECISIONS TO BUY OR SELL OR HOLD ANY INVESTMENT. SOME OF THE CONTENT OF THIS VIDEO IS CONSIDERED TO BE SATIRE AND MAY NOT BE CONSIDERED FACTUAL AND SHOULD BE TAKEN IN SUCH LIGHT. THE COMMENTS MADE IN THIS VIDEO ARE FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND ARE NOT MEANT TO BE TAKEN LITERALLY.* Chapters: 0:00 Disclaimer 1:00 100k Finance Podcast 2:55 Ben’s Car was Stolen 8:00 Ben’s Advice 9:58 Jerome Powell has Covid 11:10 Shopify 13:17 JP Morgan Frank Fraud 15:50 Charlie Javice Background 18:50 What Chase wanted from Frank 21:20 Illegal Data Handed Over 23:37 Golden Age of Fraud 25:23 Boll and Branch 27:27 Javice’s Big Fat Bonus 30:28 The 30-Under-30 Curse 32:48 Stable Diffusion Sued 34:47 Getty Images Gets In 36:50 Emil Dabbles in ChatGPT 37:40 Boston Dynamics Robot 39:00 Copyrighted Images Used? 40:13 Eggs are Eggspensive 42:05 Bernie Sanders on Eggs 45:00 Corporate Greed & Passing Prices 46:30 EXTREMELY RESILIENT CONSUMER 47:23 Calling Ben’s Mom 49:16 Inflation Issues 49:54 TNN 54:50 Scottish Correspondence 1:00:00 Wrapping Up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	You know what I like to do now? I like to just get it out of the way. I like to get the disclaimer out of the way because I do say it. I am a licensed professional. I'm the best fucking trader. There is so you better watch your fucking ass and read that disclaimer because I ain't responsible for you.
0:16.2	I'm not responsible for you.
0:18.0	This is me.
0:19.6	I am responsible for you. You are daddy. I am your you are my ward.
0:24.1	No, I don't want to be your ward.
0:25.8	Yeah, why not? You don't think I could take care of you?
0:28.9	Definitely not. Really? I could take care of you.
0:31.9	If you've seen my houseplants, they're doing great.
0:36.9	I think that's what happened. The houseplants seem to be running the show over there.
0:40.8	No, they're not. If you were my ward, I'd be running the show.
0:43.8	Okay, would you wipe me?
0:45.0	No, no, if you were my if I was your ward, I'd be running the show.
0:47.6	Did you ever have to yell out to your mom to come wipe your butt?
0:50.7	Me? Never.
0:51.6	When you were a kid.
0:52.3	I don't even wipe.
0:54.4	That ain't true, dude.
0:55.6	Yeah, I don't wipe.
0:58.0	I don't have to.
1:00.2	We are the number one finance podcast on the internet.
1:06.5	This is your first time. Welcome.
1:08.0	If this is your whatever time.
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