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Being an actor, I find it easy to switch.

One minute, I am an impulsive detective.

Then...

A ferocious tiger.

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sky.com forward slash mobile. Thank you to Richard in Brighton for allowing me to start the week

with a smile on my face. He has texted me already to say, why wouldn't you give them Ian Dale's phone number, James? What is wrong with him?

I have absolutely no intention whatsoever to omit Ian from the list of LBC presenters whose details I would theoretically hand over to a potential blackmailer to whom I had unwisely sent intimate pictures of myself.

Now, I mentioned that I have a smile on my face.

Let me stress immediately that there is a seaside postcard element to this story, but it is a deadly serious story.

I think we may on Friday have veered very,

what's the word I want? I think we may have veered pretty close to not treating this story with the respect that it demands. As soon as I provide these counterfactuals,

and imagine that it was me in the situation that the MP William Rag finds himself in,

the temptation to go a bit end of peer,

to go a bit seaside postcard,

to go a bit sniggersome is big, isn't it?

I mean, it's a considerable temptation.

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