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Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along.

It's Monday. It's the 8th of April.

And if it's Monday, it's got to be April Fool's Day.

Because poor old Katie Price hints she's engaged to her boyfriend who's 30.

She shows off a huge diamond ring.

Where does he get that sort of money from?

He's a naff little personal trainer. He doesn't have that sort of money, but of course, most

things in her life are fake and fraudulent, so who really cares? And then she compares him

to a corgette. I mean, is she just pathetically stupid or something? You know, a 40-year-old old bag like that

who comes up with that? Mind you, she has to try and get people watching her crass program on

television. Mind you, even worse, over in Peter Andre's camp, he talks about Emily, good old

M's. She's his rock. In other words, he's that stupid. He needs a woman half his age to be his rock. Poor old Peter. Poor old Peter. And he teases, wait for this one, incredible things in the pipeline in America. Goodbye. Off you go. Stay there. Don't bloody welcome back.

He says, for the first time in 45 years, the things are looking incredible for me in America.

Good. Goodbye. Goodbye.

And yes, we're still waiting for the Australian tour, Pizzi. Any news on that one, darling?

No, nothing at all. Any news on the, the oh you're still friendly with the michael jackson

family aren't you they are your rocks as well there's something that matter with him isn't it it's it's it's

it's it's not quite making it apparently he's been nominated for an award by some quasi

group in north hollywood or something i mean it's it's i mean it really is a bit tragic but you know

what pete's like you know what Pete's like,

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