Spend ten pence in bendy-legged heaven, you leathery kevens.

Welcome to the Blind Boy Podcast.

If this is your first ever Blind by podcast,

consider going back to an earlier episode.

Some people even begin at the start

to familiarize herself with the lore of this podcast.

Cause I have a feeling this week's podcast is going to have a very strong flavour to us.

I want to tell you a story

which involves hair dye,

cherry tomatoes and lemons.

I got up very early this morning.

It's Monday.

I get up really early

to go into my office

to begin writing and recording this week's podcast.

But before I embarked on that process, I wanted to do two things.

I wanted to dye my hair and buy some lemons.

So first off, the reason I'm buying lemons, I was gifted a wonderful

battle of bourbon whiskey at Christmas time. Wild turkey barbine, absolutely gorgeous. Now, I don't

really drink anymore. I don't binge drink. I get drunk, maybe three times a year now. I'm getting too old. The hangovers aren't worth it.

It's guaranteed three day hangover now if I get drunk, so I don't really get drunk anymore.

So instead I enjoy alcohol as a one-off tasty treat, as a complex food stuff rather than a drug that makes me feel

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