How I Became the Sorcerer's Apprentice: Emo Magic Is the Worst by Jordan Grupe (9/?)
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ποΈ 13 August 2022
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| 0:00.0 | So you sat there doing all this financial mumbling and I love doing stuff like that by the way. |
| 0:06.0 | I actually love sitting there and working out, is everything going to be okay? |
| 0:10.0 | It is so rewarding when you get to that point where the business has finally turned around. |
| 0:18.0 | Sage empowers finance professionals like Kat to feel more rewarded, |
| 0:22.0 | with helpful business tools and advice from real experts. |
| 0:26.0 | Sage helping business flow. |
| 0:32.0 | Xavier? Xavier? Wake up! Wake up, please wake up! |
| 0:38.0 | I was shaking me old sorcerer by your shoulders and trying not to get stabbed at any of the sharp rose stones which poisoned him. |
| 0:44.0 | They were still sticking into a skin and covered his robes with barbs. |
| 0:46.0 | The two of us had gone through a portal to fight Sam, his former apprentice and master of emotional magic, whatever the hell that is. |
| 0:52.0 | But as soon as Xavier fell to the portal, he had been impaled by rose storms. |
| 0:56.0 | Those storms had incapacitated him with a lethal toxin and it now caused him to completely cease breathing. |
| 1:02.0 | I felt for a heartbeat. |
| 1:06.0 | There was nothing. His lips began to turn blue as he remained motionless, |
| 1:10.0 | sprawled out in the field of roses. |
| 1:12.0 | I realized he could actually die. He wasn't invincible after all. |
| 1:16.0 | Once upon a time he had been a boy just like me. |
| 1:18.0 | You can't die, you can't die like this. I was just beginning to learn something from you. You can't leave me yet. I'm not ready! |
| 1:24.0 | I realized I was crying as my tears padded softly to the soil beneath my feet. |
| 1:30.0 | For a while I just stood there, staring at his body. |
| 1:34.0 | It didn't seem possible that it could be true. |
| 1:36.0 | It made me want to go home to give up hope, give up on this entire ridiculous goal of becoming the next guardian. |
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