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MrCreepyPasta's Storytime

How I Became the Sorcerer's Apprentice by Jordan Grupe (2/?)

MrCreepyPasta's Storytime

MrCreepyPasta

Fiction, Arts

4.8 β€’ 2.6K Ratings

πŸ—“οΈ 9 April 2022

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Finger guns, remember?

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0:00.0

Without the horn, a unicorn is just a pretty horse.

0:04.0

Which would you prefer your company to be?

0:06.5

Introducing Vorgos, the only fiber network providing 10 gigas standard for London's most ambitious businesses.

0:14.0

Vorgos, fiber for your unicorn, built by Vorgos for London.

0:22.0

If you're going to be my apprentice, you must listen, boy.

0:25.0

Exhaev your shout out at me, his long gray hair and beard whipped around his reddened face.

0:30.0

His arms waved wildly as he spoke, holding his long wooden staff threateningly.

0:35.0

A double, double contains the vital cream and sugar that a man needs for survival.

0:42.0

You order a coffee regular, and who knows what the hell you're going to get.

0:46.0

The sorcerer were much stranger than I had imagined, it turned out.

0:51.0

But then again, I wouldn't have imagined they existed in the first place.

0:54.0

Sorry about that, sir, there won't happen again.

0:56.0

See that it doesn't, young man.

0:58.0

He sat down in a short wooden stool, which was positioned next to a table covered in a messy stack of papers.

1:04.0

Exhaev your sipped at his hot coffee and it's paper cup grimacing at the taste.

1:09.0

This is really terrible, you know. Just awful.

1:14.0

We were in his workshop, located in the garage of his house.

1:18.0

It all beat up two-story building on the east side of town in a shadier section of town. Am I right?

1:25.0

Ladies and the night could be seen roaming the streets, only a few blocks away.

1:29.0

It's been a broad daylight.

1:32.0

And most of the buildings were shuttered and empty.

1:35.0

I heard my bike over there after school for the first day on the job, working as the sorcerer's new apprentice.

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