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My time living in another dimension for a few months wasn't great.

When you're controlled by a magical dog collar, which is fast and tightly around your neck,

making it difficult to breathe, it's hard to have a good time.

Add to that, the fact that I was being imprisoned behind a pain of glass,

like a pair of teeth, at a pet store, and you can start to picture what I was going through.

The toughest part about being held captive was the lack of freedom.

The second hardest part was the heat.

Yeah.

It's really hot living in a glass box with no shade protection.

That was the idea, since they were collecting our sweat and trough all day,

which local goats lapped at enthusiastically.

I was sweating heavily, and the metal straw was hanging down from above,

which fed me warm, gritty water, when I needed it, like a hamster.

The woman who owned me came by the box every once in a while and looked in at me,

making sure I was doing the mindless task they assigned me with sufficient speed and accuracy.

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