Reddit, how have you made a rude person's day worse?

Excuse the change in voice, I am currently getting over COVID.

Today on the train, I sat next to a woman who was angry that I sat next to her

because she wanted the two seats to herself.

As I sat there, she kept mouthing under her breath how she just wanted to sit there alone,

blah, blah, blah.

Despite the fact I wanted to tell her that it was public transportation and she needed to get

over it, I kept my mouth shut.

A few minutes later, a large woman with a large purse comes and stands in the same car I was in.

I get her attention and tell her that she could have my seat.

She huffs and puffs her way to me, and they help her sit down

while grinning at the angry woman who was upset I'd sat beside her. I enjoyed watching her

almost explode from anger as the other large woman's rolls and purse pressed against her for the

rest of the ride. Anyone else have any of those subtle revenge stories? Edit, this lady is a regular and is a known seat hog. I've seen

her get into arguments before with people because she wants two seats to herself. Everyone pays

to ride the train, so if there's a seat open, then it's up for grabs. I was working as a manager

in a big nightclub about a year ago. I don't wear a uniform, but have a radio and run the security team.

The venue has a great smoking section that looks out onto the street.

One night, the venue was packed, so I did my usual roam making sure that there were no problems.

However, it was too packed to walk through the smoking section, so I walked down the

street instead, but could still very easily see into the smoking section. One guy stares me down,

then calls me over, and starts swearing at me for no reason, and telling me that, quote,

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