Look at him go.

He's a quality striker.

No, not him.

The electrician fixing those lights.

Wow.

Is he?

Yes, he uses QuickBooks to prepare for self-assessment.

This is truly game-changing.

Use QuickBooks year-round to ensure your income tax return is shock-free.

That's how you business differently.

Into its QuickBooks.

Do you know what, Sack it, I'm talking about it anyway.

I don't know whether there's a phone in here.

I don't know what question I'm going to ask you.

I don't know whether or not you agree with my analysis.

There's the question.

Do you agree with my analysis of the situation?

There's something about this story that has boiled my blood on a scale that I can't remember happening.

And I remember, I get quite cross about politics. Indeed, Waterstone's Piccadilly at the moment

has my book on display saying, in his characteristically angry fashion. That made me angry.

How dare they say my characteristically angry fashion? It's an incredibly well-researched and measured book, dripping with clever gags and wittier sides. But no, for Waterstones Piccadilly, admittedly it is in their recommended section. But to say his characteristically angry fashion makes me sound some sort of pastiche. Makes me sound like a character on the late great Steve Wright's radio show.

But I gauge anger.

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