How Does This White Guy Sound So Jamaican? | Not Today, Pal

Not Today, Pal with Jamie-Lynn Sigler and Robert Iler

YMH Studios

Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 966 Ratings

🗓️ 18 December 2025

⏱️ 43 minutes

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0:20.0	Not to, come.
0:22.8	Come home.
0:23.5	What's up and had one of the time?
0:24.9	It's a reparation.
0:26.0	D.C. battery.
0:27.4	Now today I've been waiting to show you this clip all week
0:28.3	Oh my God
0:32.0	I'm so excited
0:32.5	I need this
0:33.3	There's a clip of a young white man
0:34.0	That I'd like to show you
0:35.6	And get your thoughts on him
0:36.8	A young white man
0:39.0	Mm-hmm I need this. There's a clip of a young white man that I'd like to show you and get your thoughts on him.
0:40.1	A young white man.
0:39.3	Mm-hmm.
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