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Plumbing the Death Star

How Does Aquaman feel about Global Warming?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Tv & Film, Comedy

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 24 April 2016

⏱️ 41 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes go under the sea, down where it’s wetter, where no body beat us, fry us or eat us and wonder what Aquaman would think of Global Warming. We fry some fish and make him watch, pump gas into the atmosphere to speed everything up and go whaling for research. Jackson's ancestors clearly don't understand how fire works, Zammit gets super scientific by consulting wikipedia and Duscher just wants to prove his dominance by throwing his rubbish in the bin. So join the gang as they freeze the sun to solve the problem once and for all. Want to live forever? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can not be a bloody goldfish. Why doesn't Aquaman do more about overfishing? Do us a favour and go to http://www.geekfuel.com/sanspants and sign up to find out that superheros aren't real!The annual podcast awards are open for nominations so just head to http://www.podcastawards.com and nominate your favourite shows and let’s see if we can get them on the list!

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