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Plumbing the Death Star

How Does a Centaur Work? (Feat. Adam)

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.71.4K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2016

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes attempt true beauty, combine man with horse and gallop off into the sunset as we ask how can a centaur possibly work. We solve the question two minutes in, get disgusted about horse/centaur births and create an 'us versus them' dichotomy in a medieval society almost instantaneously. Jackson assumes the man part is all muscle, Adam gets onto his knees to get into the headspace of a centaur and Zammit just wants to know how they pick stuff up off the ground. So join the gang as they combine with beast to truely understand the majesty of nature.Want to learn about giraffes today? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can find out why they have those long necks.In Sydney and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/MQZP.And don’t forget to purchase your copy of Plumbing the Death Star Vol. 1 right now available at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/plumbing-death-star-bonus/ and check out the subreddit over at reddit.com/r/sanspantsradio.

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Sanspens radio is brought to you by. or over. Hey everyone, update on the live show. We're still looking for a bigger venue,

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and we've narrowed it down to two,

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so hopefully there'll be more information about that

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during the week.

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