How Do You Train a James Bond?

Plumbing the Death Star

Sanspants Radio

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 1.4K Ratings

🗓️ 3 July 2016

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

In which our heroes order a shaken alcoholic beverage, get seduced by a femme fatale and get in a sweet car chase as we try to work out how we’d go about training a James Bond. We start by MI 6 giving us a baby, get too attached to the kid and hire a bully to do what a bully does. Jackson is pro-Pavloving, Zammit doesn't want to tell a teenager he'll be a spy and Duscher just gets super tired of raising a kid. So join the gang as they get to be James Bond’s thee dads and become increasingly paranoid of the British Government. Want to love the government? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can kill yourself and put the Union Jack in his room. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/.

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