How do you SUBTLY MESS with People
Am I the Genius?
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🗓️ 20 June 2023
⏱️ 23 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | How do you suddenly duck with people? |
| 0:02.7 | When my dad was a mechanic, people would come in and describe a noise their car is making. |
| 0:08.0 | It's kind of going... |
| 0:10.0 | Rearva... |
| 0:12.0 | Scree! |
| 0:14.4 | My dad would close his eyes and make them repeat the noise over and over while listening intently saying, |
| 0:21.7 | Hmm, keep it up. |
| 0:23.3 | I think I almost got it. |
| 0:26.2 | Until they're basically out of breath from all this weird sounding gibberish coming out of their mouths. |
| 0:31.8 | Huh. |
| 0:32.6 | Imagine other professions trying to do this. |
| 0:35.0 | My God, what's wrong with the engine? |
| 0:36.5 | We have to get this plane off the ground. |
| 0:38.7 | Well, it kind of... |
| 0:40.4 | Yeah, yes, put it out. |
| 0:41.9 | Well, it kind of sort of goes like... |
| 0:43.8 | I don't know what's going on. |
| 0:51.9 | Sir, sir, sir, sir, listen, listen. |
| 0:55.3 | Yeah? |
| 0:56.3 | You're an idiot. |
| 0:57.9 | I used to have CCTV monitors in my office at a pretty large store, so I would call different |
| 1:04.1 | departments and hang up right before they picked up the phone and call them back as soon as they |
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