How Do You Scare a Mermaid?/Chickening (feat. Busy Philipps)

Story Pirates

Lemonada Media

Comedy, Education, Kids & Family

4.5 • 17.7K Ratings

🗓️ 20 October 2022

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

A new restaurant gets ready to open with a nervous proprietor (Busy Philipps). Featuring two new stories: “How Do You Scare a Mermaid?”, a song about one narrator’s startling obsession, written by Lainey, a 9 year old from Wisconsin, and “Chickening,” a story about the newest craze to sweep the nation, written by an 11 year old from Maryland named Camilo. For more from the Story Pirates, visit storypirates.com/podcast See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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0:00.0	Hey Story Pirates listeners, Lee here.
0:03.8	Today's episode features bewildering new trends, promising restaurants and antagonistic
0:08.8	narrators, unflinching mermaids and spooky musicals.
0:13.2	And today's special guest, the amazing actor, Busy Phillips.
0:18.0	All of that in more after these quick words were the grownups.
0:33.4	Hey Megan, you've been loudly sighing for the past 40 minutes.
0:38.0	Is there something wrong?
0:39.7	Oh, it's nothing baby with the mustache.
0:42.3	Oh, okay, well if it's nothing obviously…
0:44.3	It's just that we've been underground for such a long time now and we haven't met any
0:48.2	ghosts.
0:49.2	Why would we have met ghosts?
0:51.6	Think about it, ghosts can walk through walls and float up and down through floors, so
0:57.1	why wouldn't a bunch of them sink deep into the earth?
1:01.0	Nature's floor.
1:02.0	Oh, that's a pretty good point.
1:04.8	But couldn't they just float on the surface all the time?
1:08.1	Listen, if it were me, I'd get pretty tired of it.
1:11.2	I mean what muscles do you think they used to float?
1:13.7	Their butts?
1:14.7	It's probably their butts.
1:16.7	Whoa, what is it, Nimini?
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