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🗓️ 10 November 2025
⏱️ 55 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | A PSA from Instacart. |
| 0:02.3 | It's Sunday, 5 p.m. |
| 0:04.2 | You had a non-stop weekend. |
| 0:05.8 | You're running on empty, and so is your fridge. |
| 0:08.7 | You're in the trenches of the Sunday Scaries. |
| 0:12.0 | You don't have it in you to go to the store. |
| 0:14.2 | But this is your reminder. |
| 0:15.9 | You don't have to. |
| 0:17.5 | You can get everything you need delivered through Instacart |
| 0:20.5 | so that you can get what you |
| 0:22.3 | really need, more time to do whatever you want. Instacart for one less Sunday scary. We're here. |
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| 0:34.1 | Shopify is specially designed to help you start, run and grow your business with |
| 0:38.5 | easy customizable themes that let you build your brand, marketing tools that get your products |
| 0:43.2 | out there. Integrated shipping solutions that actually save you time, from startups to scaleups, |
| 0:48.6 | online, in person and on the go. Shopify is made for entrepreneurs like you. |
| 0:53.8 | Sign up for your $1 a month trial at |
| 0:56.0 | Shopify.com slash setup. When I was there, you had to have a knife. One of you's got to take turns |
| 1:03.0 | carrying it, up your rectum. Wait, it's up your butt. That's the prison wallet. You'll never leave |
| 1:07.4 | home. You have something protected around it, I'm assuming. Yeah, or I'll be bleeding out your cullo. I'm Mariana Van Zeller, and after reporting on black markets for my Emmy-winning National Geographic Show trafficked, I'm launching a podcast. You're getting emotional on me? Intimate conversations with those operating in the shadows. The hidden third is out now with new episodes every Wednesday. |
| 1:31.1 | Subscribe at YouTube.com slash Mariana Van Zeller. |
| 1:35.5 | Follow us on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. |
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