How do YOU fix BAD BRAIN?!

The Valleycast

Comedy

4.8 • 1.7K Ratings

🗓️ 15 June 2022

⏱️ 52 minutes

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0:00.0	I've had a number of people in my life get it recently to the point where they were like
0:07.0	got laced it yesterday and it's like not even 24 hours later and they're like, yeah.
0:11.6	My vision's perfect and nothing. Yeah. Yeah. Why is it so controversial though? Is it because it
0:17.5	could go wrong very badly? There's always that fear, but that's like the 99.9% is positive.
0:24.5	Probably even more higher than that. It's the insurance doesn't cover it for fucking anybody.
0:29.8	Oh, so it's just expensive as hell. It's expensive. Yeah. So you have to like people go
0:35.1	thousands of dollars. I know many of people that have traveled to Canada to get it done.
0:41.1	Damn up in the Montana area. So anyways, not that I have that money, but the more I talk to people,
0:48.1	the more I'm very interested in trying it. I didn't realize your eyes were that bad though.
0:53.8	Yeah, we are recording. Yeah. Oh, yeah. If I didn't have my glasses on, I've said this before,
0:58.0	like I don't understand like how back in the day, like hunters and gatherers if any of their
1:04.1	eyesight went went bad. Like if you were part of a nomadic tribe, if I was part of a nomadic tribe,
1:09.3	I'd be super dead because I can't see crap without my glasses. Yeah. All right. Our eyes just got
1:15.2	worse though. We we evolved. I think that a little bit too. Probably when we're still evolving
1:22.0	in the wrong direction. Yeah. There's not a lot we're doing well. Right. I'm not I'm just
1:27.6	talking about us as a company. I'm not talking about. Oh. Oh, yeah. I'm not blind. I can wait.
1:37.5	I just have to wear my driving or like far away. So it's just a little bit crisper. Oh, I wear my
1:42.4	glasses for customers while driving. It's an aesthetic for me. They protect the glare coming off
1:50.7	the other cars. My name's Rivers Cuomo. I'm assuming his eyes are fine. I think they are. I bet
1:57.2	you can afford LASIK. I'm like the rest of us. Rivers Cuomo got LASIK 17 times. It's also his
2:04.9	birthday today. Is it? Oh, yeah. Secret in his city. Seven five. Yeah. He's a little man.
2:13.6	Lee's 50 something. He's created one hit for each year that he's been on the planet.
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