How Do You CLAP BACK to a 'Wow, you talk You're Always so Quiet Comment'?

Am I the Genius?

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Education, Self-improvement

4.6 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 24 January 2026

⏱️ 23 minutes

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0:00.0	How do you clap back when people say, whoa, you talk, but you're always so quiet?
0:06.2	Sometimes it's better for people to wonder why you didn't say anything than to wonder why you did.
0:11.7	It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid, then open it and remove all doubt.
0:17.6	Wait, you can see me? I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still that I become invisible to the eye.
0:24.4	Oh, I was raised by librarians.
0:27.1	Oh, that's neat.
0:28.5	Did you?
0:29.3	Shh.
0:30.3	Maybe when I'm around you.
0:32.4	You're not.
0:33.9	If someone says this to you and you're feeling extra petty, catch them one day when
0:38.5	they're quiet and say, whoa, you're silent? You usually never shut up. Care to join me? Maybe he's
0:46.0	just quiet around you because he doesn't really like you. Oh, mum, she probably doesn't like you either.
0:52.7	Not replying is a normal reaction when relationships
0:55.2	grow apart. Don't fret it. Don't sweat it. Don't worry, he spoke. You're not the same people.
1:01.9	You're not the same folk. This isn't an action of spiteful design. She just doesn't like you,
1:06.8	and that's perfectly fine. Maybe she doesn't like talking to jerks.
1:12.7	I'd rather save my social interactions for people I enjoy talking with who don't talk at me.
1:18.9	Sometimes people just don't have much to add.
1:22.1	It's because whenever you see me, I'm around you.
1:26.4	No, I don't talk. I think out loud. If someone starts doing this to you,
1:31.7	you should just start using sign language. I only know one sign, but it's recognized internationally.
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