coming to a stadium near you the rolling stones the steel wheels tour 2026 with 98 year old

Mick Jagger i think like a week or two ago they put out a new song you're kidding no

no why not i mean paul McCarty just put out an album at 84 that's good point so why not what is

what is Mick Jagger 80 something probably 80 something that's slim fella. Who's got how many wives? Well, now he just has a very young girlfriend. Okay. Mick Jagger is, I'm Mick Jagger. He's 82. 82. Turns 83 this year. Google, how old is Mick Jagger's girlfriend? I think she's in her 30s. Really? Oh, yeah. Mick Jagger girlfriend is Melanie Hamrick. Been together since 2014. How old is she? I'm trying to see. Would she have 15-year-old when they got together? That sounds very bizarre. I don't know. Let's see. How old? She is... Come on. She's not... She's 38. 38? but they've been together for 15 years you just said 12 years

yeah so she was 26 and he was 70 wow that's what I'm saying there's hope for you do you think

Mick Jagger's sperm still works yes I do you do you think you could get a woman pregnant yes

like they take his I'm let's say it's easy yes I do so they put it under a microscope. The tails are moving on those things. Wow. Yeah. I'm not sure my tails are moving. Well, but isn't Robert De Niro 75? Didn't he just have a kid? Not sure, did he? I think he did. Maybe these guys are getting sperm donors from California Cryobank. You know what I mean?

Get a nice young, year old man's sperm. April 2023, he had his seventh child and his first with his

girlfriend, martial arts instructor Tiffany Chen. So he is, so how old is Robert De Niro now?

Why would nature do that? Why would nature allow 80-year-old men? Robert De Niro is 82. 82-year-old men to, their sperm still works. But a woman's eggs, they're just like, oh, 30? No, those are. I don't know. Somewhere along the lines, someone decided that men are pigs. Yeah.

And then we're going to let them eat pigs until they die. Nature decided. So he had a child at 80. Yeah. Oh, 79. I'm sorry. It's three years ago, not two years ago. It's right, 2026. He's going to be their little league coach in 13 years. He's still working. they just did the Fokker's-in-law is coming out with Ben Stiller, yeah.

Okay.

From 13 years. They're still working. They just did the Fokker's-in-law is coming out with Ben Stiller, yeah. Okay. Which from all indications so far is supposedly one of the better ones. Is that right? Oh, it's what I read. I didn't see. You've read this. But he's still making movies. Okay. I hear Godfather Four is coming out with him. And Al Pacino, who, ah. Is Pacino still with us? He is. He is. He's also dating young chicks. Al Pacino is? He is, yeah. You're kidding me. No. There's this one girl who's dating, who went from Al Pacino to Bill Maher. I mean, she's got a grandpa complex.

Al Pacino is, wow, he's 86.

Poo ha.

He just turned 86 years old.

86?

Yeah.

Sent of a woman, that was a good movie.

Pooha.

What's funny is him, yeah, it was.

Him now does not look like Michael Corleone at all, like at all.

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