It is Thursday, May 14th, 2026. This is another edition of baseball today, presented to by T-Mobile. That is not my man, Trevor Plupe. That is my dude, Dalton Feeley. I am Chris Rose, producer Dan along for the ride as well. Welcome back, my friend. How are you? I'm good, Rose. You know I'm ready to pinch it, whatever need be, and glad to be here, talk some ball with you per usual. Yeah, well, I'm always interested.

Let's see, you have a bunch of bobbleheads behind. know i'm ready to pinch it whatever need be and glad to be here talks and baltie per usual yeah well i'm

always interested let's see what do you you have a bunch of bobbleheads behind you yep you had to pick

one is your favorite which one is it well let me do a quick turn uh the randy johnson hall of fame one

i you know the big unit come on how can you say no to that? The other thing I have, Rosie, which I think you'll love.

Framed picture signed, Edwin Jackson's no-hitter versus the Tampa Bay Rays.

Oh, the one where he threw like 211 pitches.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, we see that so often nowadays, too, throwing like 150, 200 pitches in an outing to get a no hitter. Oh, yeah, 100%. Ray's left eight runners on base that game. So, you know, a lot of free passes, but no hits. Awesome. Good dude, too. Really fun guy to always talk to. All right, we're going to start off with our tip of the cap. It's presented by National Car Rental. Today is special. Once again, we are tipping our cap to Swilly and Joe Adele. They caught up out in Anaheim recently. So let's send it on over to our on-field correspondent, Swilly for more.

What is one chirp that was so funny, weird, crazy that you've heard from somebody that you have never forgotten.

Some kid like chirps me in Chicago were playing the Cubs and it was just like random.

It wasn't really that it made any sense, but he was like, it looks like you look, I bet you make a PB and J with no jelly.

And I was just like, what?

A PB and J with no jelly. So just a P. a p b and jay with no jelly so just a pb i guess a pb i it's just

funny rose because like i'm probably the worst person to talk about trash talk and whatnot because

a i'm the andrew luck of trash talk if you're a football fan you know what that means uh and b i have the

worst food takes and diet on the earth so i would probably do a peanut butter sandwich without jelly because that sounds delicious. No, but in all seriousness, like if you're going to chirp, that's the way to do it. Like nothing personal, like no hurtful stuff, just something that makes no sense confuses people. It's hilarious. You know what? Leave it in the comments. What is the best chirp you've done? And if you're embarrassed, like there's been a couple times when I was a little younger in my life where I said some stupid stuff. I've told people what I did one time, calves, Pistons, late 80s, Bill Lane beer, I'm screaming at the top of my lungs from 17 rows up and calling all these nasty words before looking at me. was like what what was like some 17 year old

moron at the time and then i did one to bobby benia too when it was with the met's in

atlanta right by the on deck circle and it was i'm embarrassed to say what i was saying bad bad

chris rose bad chris rose cast distance too huh it was yeah there was a nice rivalry that

developed in the late 80s as well so you know we're we've become full circle

we're back so but if you want to use the comment section is like a therapy session like

like I did or if you want to do say one that you were proud of clever maybe got a

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