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🗓️ 16 October 2024
⏱️ 20 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | And now it's time for Who Smarted? |
| 0:04.0 | Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. |
| 0:08.0 | Welcome aboard Who Smarted Airlines flight 570 to Kalamazoo, Michigan. |
| 0:13.0 | I've turned off the seatbelt sign as we're expecting a smooth flight. |
| 0:18.0 | On behalf of me and First Officer, a trustee narrator, I want to thank you for flying with us today. |
| 0:26.0 | P. P. Hey smarty pants I'm here in the cockpit of a jumbo jet airliner with airline pilot Captain Sam Sorington. |
| 0:35.8 | Yeah, I think there's been a misunderstanding. |
| 0:38.9 | When I said you could visit the cockpit, I meant as a spectator not as a first officer yeah I know but watching isn't nearly as |
| 0:48.4 | fun as helping fly the plane besides I even bought a pilot's hat at my friend Hank's Hat shop. |
| 0:53.2 | Yes, yes, I see. |
| 0:56.2 | Say, I think the flight attendants are starting beverage service. |
| 0:59.6 | But why don't you return to your seat and have a free soda? |
| 1:03.2 | Nah, I'd much rather stay up here with you and be your co-pilot. |
| 1:07.1 | But I already have a first officer. |
| 1:09.5 | I'm right here. |
| 1:10.8 | You're practically sitting on my lap. Fine. Maybe we can take turns. |
| 1:15.0 | You did take off, I can help land. |
| 1:17.0 | Do you know anything about flying a plane? |
| 1:20.0 | No. But that's what who smart it's all about, teaching and learning. |
| 1:24.3 | Like, how do you become a commercial airline pilot? |
| 1:27.2 | Who was the first pilot? |
| 1:28.8 | What do you do if you have to go to the bathroom on the long flight? |
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