HOW DO I WANT THIS RELATIONSHIP TO MAKE ME FEEL?
Guys We F****d
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4.5 • 16.9K Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 107 minutes
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Summary
On today’s episode, CORINNE FISHER and KRYSTYNA HUTCHINSON discuss wisdom teeth faux pas, Brooklyn Beckham, the latest Epstein files and Valentine’s Day plans. C&K then open their email inbox to hear from a woman looking to love better in her 30s, a gal whose cat and p*ssy died, and one future ex’s terrible gift. PLUS! Hot tips for your next TSA cavity search.
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to guys we fuck. |
| 0:01.8 | The anti-slut-shaming podcast. Yo, you have a second? I'm Christina Hutton. I'm Karen Fisher. And I'm a best boyfriend. Bring us to slutty, your horny, and your shame. Hey, you a slut? Yes. Okay. Let's talk about fucking. Greetings. Human beings of planet Earth. How you doing? You're okay? You drinking water? Are you wearing your seatbelt? |
| 0:23.8 | What are you doing new spreadsheets? |
| 0:24.7 | Welcome. Oh, my God. Welcome to the show. |
| 0:38.4 | Christina got a wisdom tooth pulled. Oh, my God. I've gotten wisdom teeth pulled before, okay? I've gotten two pulled, two separate occasions. Very last minute, came to the doctor and was like, eh, got one, the last time I got a wisdom tooth pulled, it was at the NYU School of Dentistry. That's how you know you're doing well. |
| 0:54.6 | I know. |
| 0:55.1 | Anytime you're doing well |
| 0:54.4 | I know any time you're out of school as someone's test animal an adult did it but there were |
| 0:59.3 | children around staring into my mouth but this a this like big fat Russian guy did it and I kept |
| 1:05.4 | like laughing because I was really nervous because I saw him like just take a chisel and then just |
| 1:10.4 | hammer the chisel and |
| 1:11.4 | you're like oh my god and I just kept laughing the whole time he goes you're very weird and then |
| 1:16.8 | he's like what do you do for a living and I was like I'm a stand a comedian and he goes oh like Amy Schumer |
| 1:21.4 | she's fat I'm like all right cool he was fat and he said someone. Also, Amy is not fat. |
| 1:28.0 | No. Nope. Nope. Anyway. That's crazy. Yeah. Well, Russians, we are known for our abrasiveness. Yeah. Like, I feel like anytime I go to a Russian doctor, you're going to get great service, but there will be no smiling. There will be no laughter. If you're sensitive, you might cry. And like it's going to be the most painful way done. |
| 1:48.1 | Okay. will be no smiling. There will be no laughter. If you're sensitive, you might cry. And, like, |
| 1:44.3 | it's going to be the most painful way done possible. Don't go to a Russian dermatologist. |
| 1:49.7 | They'll tell you you're ugly. Oh, I had a Russian dermatologist. She was great. No jokes, though. |
| 1:55.8 | Mine, when I had all this acne on my back and I was trying to figure it out there, she was like, |
| 2:03.9 | that's what my pediatrician said. |
| 2:04.3 | Yeah. |
| 2:09.9 | But yeah, I got the wisdom tooth I got out the other day, Thursday. |
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