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Your Money Guide on the Side

How Do I Make My Kid Filthy Rich (Without Going Broke)?

Your Money Guide on the Side

Tyler Gardner

Business, Education, Entrepreneurship, Investing, How To

4.9 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2025

⏱️ 25 minutes

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Summary

In case you missed it, check out last week's episode of Your Money Guide on the Side that answers the question How Do I Manage My Own Investments? This Week...Your kid thinks money comes from your phone. Or maybe a magical debit card named Mom. Taxes? Rent? The economics of movie popcorn? Foreign concepts. This episode isn’t about turning your child into a trust fund caricature. It’s about giving them the tools, education, and compounding head start so they have choices—whether that’s taking a sabbatical, starting a business, or saying no to a job that requires a lanyard. We cover three powerful accounts that can build real wealth for your kids: Custodial Brokerage Account – Flexible, market-based investing for minors without requiring earned income. Learn how to fund it, why capital gains can be lower for them, and the pros and cons—including the day they legally take control. Custodial Roth IRA – The most misunderstood (and misused) account in personal finance. If your child has legitimate earned income, this is a way to turn summer job money into lifelong tax-free growth. I’ll walk through the IRS rules, documentation, and why the math borders on magical. 529 Plan – A tax-advantaged education savings plan that’s more flexible than you think. We’ll cover state tax deductions, changing beneficiaries, and the new $35,000 rollover option to a Roth IRA. You’ll also hear the traps to avoid (FAFSA penalties, overfunding, and the NFT-buying eighteen-year-old problem), plus how to make sure these tools become teaching moments—not just bank accounts. The goal isn’t to make them rich for the sake of it—it’s to give them freedom, flexibility, and the ability to choose their own path without being shackled to debt or bad jobs. Listen now to learn how to set your kid up for financial independence (and keep them nice about it).

Transcript

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0:00.0

The best gift you can give your kid might not be a pile of money. It might be the option to take a breath, make a better decision, and not have to trade their values for the paycheck. And if that's not wealth, I genuinely don't know what is.

0:17.0

Hello, friends. This is Tyler Gardner, welcoming you to another episode of your Money Guide on the Side, where it is my job to simplify what seems complex, add nuance to what seems simple, and learn from and alongside some of the brightest minds in money, finance, and investing. So let's get started and get you one step closer to where you need to be.

0:39.3

There's a strange moment in every parent's life when you realize your child has no concept

0:45.5

of taxes, rent, or the tragic economics of buying popcorn at the movie theater. They believe

0:53.7

money comes from thin air, or your phone,

0:57.0

or, if they're slightly more financially literate, a small, magical debit card named Mom.

1:05.0

And yet, here you are, listening to a podcast episode titled, How to Make Your Kid Richer Than You Ever Were,

1:14.2

which is very noble, slightly masochistic, but very noble. Now, let me be clear. I'm not saying

1:21.5

your nine-year-old needs a brokerage account, a Roth IRA, and a six-part estate plan by Labor Day. But I am saying that

1:31.0

small steps now, boring, paperworky, barely even Instagramable steps can turn into serious wealth later.

1:41.3

And I don't mean Lamborghini wealth. I mean choices. Flexibility, the ability

1:47.4

to take a sabbatical or turn down a job that requires a lanyard. In this episode, we're going

1:53.8

to cover three surprisingly powerful tools. Number one, the custodial brokerage account,

2:00.5

aka Baby's first capital gains tax. Number one, the custodial brokerage account, aka Baby's First Capital Gains Tax. Number two,

2:05.6

the custodial Roth IRA, aka give your kid the superpower of tax-free growth before they even

2:12.3

understand what a tax bracket is. And three, the 529 plan, aka college is coming and textbooks are not getting any

2:22.4

cheaper. Each of these accounts has pros, cons, and most importantly, a couple landmines that we need

2:31.7

to avoid, because yes, your child might one day thank you,

2:36.5

or they might use the money to invest in a llama-themed NFT.

2:41.0

We can't control the future, but we can set it up better.

2:46.7

Also, if this episode helps you, or if you just want to support this show in the same way your child supports their Roblox addiction, please consider leaving a review on Apple Podcasts.

2:58.6

Or share it with a friend who you think might learn something.

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