Master Mark here saying thanks for joining me for my podcast. I have been doing this for a very, very, very long time.

I got my cancel card out of the way about a decade ago, which great it's like puberty you just want to get

through it and move on into adulthood so now I have the great joy of preaching the

Bible and triggering progressive Christians who need someone to agitate them.

Thank you for joining me and supporting our ministry

and I'd love to get a free gift to you.

So if you do this, I'll get a free book to you.

Number one, leave a five-star review. Everybody else only leaves a one-star and I need

some help. In addition, review it, share it, send it to your friends, send it to your enemies,

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All right you guys ready to do this? All right.

This one is going to be a little bit fun

because we had a one week sermon to fill,

so we let everybody on the internet decide

because we all know if you want to find the truth go to the internet and so

people did vote and there were some very very weird ones I'll just knock out a

few quickly can I live with my boyfriend no can I live with my girlfriend no can I smoke weed with my girlfriend, no, can I live with my girlfriend, no, can I smoke weed with my boyfriend,

no, can I smoke weed with my girlfriend, no.

So there's the first four sermons.

This one, this one will take a little bit longer and here's the subject that we ultimately arrived on and I had 24 hours to prep. Good news it took 80 minutes.

So it takes about as long to prep a sermon as it does to preach one. You can tell me if it was any good.

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